Don’t despair. Help is at hand! I just hope you don’t mind my remaining anonymous. You know how rumours spread!
Elections don’t need to be won. With a little careful preparation they can be – how shall I put it? – helped along!
The right result can be assured.
- Make sure you have your man in place in the Election Commission. After all, they will be running the show, so get your pal on board!
- Electoral register: now this is important information. You don’t want to share it with everyone! Keep it safely under wraps until the very last minute – then only give it out in paper form. Can’t be searched electronically!
- Electoral register: you don’t want to keep it up to date! Why? So there are plenty of very old people on it, who can be ‘helped’ to…
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